Walking the plankton

Well I've officially become a sheep. Call me Lazlo 2.0 even. I now have a gmail acct, yahoo acct, a blog, and more to come.
Did I mention my Tivo hates me and only records shows I hate? It's very strange but I come home and my choices will be:

Kate & Ally
Golden Girls
4 hours with Pat Robertson
Tora!Tora!Tora

and so on........perhaps I should be nicer to it.

Any suggestions?